Last Friday Night, a man was digging a hole in his California back yard, planning to bury a time capsule of his life.
The man, a Mr. Johannes Coltini...said..."While digging, my shovel suddenly hit something REALLY hard!" Johannes kept digging until he shockingly... unearthed a skull!
Johannes hired some of the top forensic scientists and anthropologists in the world to determine who the skull belonged to.
It was determined that the skull belonged to a prehistoric, Ganjasaurus.
The Ganjasaurus had two eyes as well as several other orafices on it's face which it used to inhale the powerful nutrients, given off from the leaves of plants.
The plant nutrients were what sustained life for the Ganjasaurus. This was the first ever find of a Ganjasaurus skull.
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In return for the donation of the skull to the New York Museum of Natural History... Mr.Johannes Coltini made A LOT OF MONEY and was able to build a time capsule the size of a large casino, which he is currently living inside of!
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