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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Not your mother's Dark Shadows!


In the year 1750, a snail and a cyborlonka existed in a coastal Maine town called Snaillinsport.  They produced a son they called carabus.

carabus ruled over the empire and was often seen slithering slowly through his snaillinswood galaxy.  
Then one day, carabus fell in love with a beautiful creature called, Fraulette AlphaRay.  Unfortunately, Fraulette was exceptionally evil and she turned carabus into a vampire and buried him alive! 
After thatsnaillinsport went into total ruin.
It took years for carabus to dig his way out of the ground ... Being a combination of cyborlonka and snail every move was intrinsically slow. ...
Now that he was back carabus the vampire ... would attempt to restore his beloved Snaillinswood to its proper state .and slow moving or not…..nothing was going to stop him!  

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