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Saturday, November 26, 2011

The Blood Curdling Scream Heard Round the World

Lettie Knockerridge told her best friend Stella that she …”didn’t know what she was talking about”… when she told Lettie … “There are ‘vermin’ that come out ONLY at night, LIVING INSIDE your shower scrubby thingy!  YOU NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE!

Lettie only purchased a new shower scrubby thingy twice a year! As long as they didn’t fall apart, they were just fine.

But last Tuesday night…Lettie woke up at midnight to go to the bathroom. She thought she heard the faintest of sounds inside the shower stall. 

When Lettie opened up the shower door and looked down, she REALIZED THAT HER FRIEND STELLA WAS RIGHT!





The next day Lettie Knockerridge purchased 365 new scrubby thingy’s and to this day she only uses each one ONCE!

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