It’s a problem that many people face, but few people acknowledge.
Throw Pillow Addiction is an affliction that mostly targets women.
Women with Throw Pillow Addictions will have MANY Throw Pillows at home.
Actual documentation from one husband who testified at a Throw Pillow Therapy session, quoted here …”She comes home from shopping and I say…”What’s in the bag sweetie?”…At that point she will RUN into the room where she already has HUNDREDS of Throw Pillows and she will attempt to HIDE the NEWEST THROW PILLOW among the rest so I can’t tell which one is the NEW ONE!”
There are also stories out there of Throw Pillow Interventions…but they seldom are appreciated nor do they work.
The thing is…the women with Throw Pillow Addictions actually LOVE… EACH AND EVERY SINGLE THROW PILLOW THEY OWN!
You have to also take into consideration… the view of the Throw Pillows themselves…
These Throw Pillows lead happy, fulfilling lives! They are loved and fluffed and admired constantly!
A woman with a Throw Pillow addiction will tell you…”Throw Pillows are better than pets! I can cuddle them any-time I want to…they don’t make a mess…I don’t have to feed them, they don’t need shots and best of all…THEY ARE SO CUTE...THEY GENUINELY MAKE ME HAPPY!”
Throw Pillows…
Decorative Touches OR something else entirely?
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