Blanche Diamondback had never been a fan of men with cigar breath – and the idea of kissing a man after he’s sucked on a cigar for 30 minutes, made Blanche blanch!
But Blanche Diamondback was not a fool…she knew that cigars were big money and that the men who spent money on cigars actually LIKED the TASTE of good a cigar!
Blanche Diamondback took all the money out of her 401K and hired one of the top lipstick formulation companies to create the FIRST EVER CIGAR FLAVORED LIPSTICK!
The marketing slogan she used to engage the public was this…
“If you want to let the world know you are a real man…you smoke a good cigar and let people see you doing it!”
“If you want the to let the world know you are a real woman…you wear cigar flavored lipstick and then dare people to taste it on your lips!”
The provocative advertising brought in hundreds of women who wanted to buy the lipstick as well as hundreds of MEN who wanted to buy the lipstick for their women!
Blanch Diamondback is licking her own lips daily and enjoying her millionaire lifestyle. She built a house in the shape of a ciagar and has been rumored to host 'cigar parties' monthly.
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