I went into a really fabulous shop today.
There were strange photographs...framed and mounted all over the walls
I found myself staring at them with distaste.
I clutched at my throat and blurted out the words …”These photographs are an ABOMINATION!”
People came running and were tearing the photos off of the walls in a frenzy!
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Those framed wall photos were COMPLETELY SOLD OUT in less than 5 minutes!
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I high-fived the handsome shop owner on my way out of the shop and no one even noticed when he slipped me an envelope which was over-flowing with cash.
