Not your mother's Dark Shadows!

In the year 1750, a snail and a cyborlonka existed in a coastal Maine town called Snaillinsport.  They produced a son they called carabus.

carabus ruled over the empire and was often seen slithering slowly through his snaillinswood galaxy.  

Then one day, carabus fell in love with a beautiful creature called, Fraulette AlphaRay.  Unfortunately, Fraulette was exceptionally evil and she turned carabus into a vampire and buried him alive! 

After that…snaillinsport went into total ruin.

It took years for carabus to dig his way out of the ground ... Being a combination of cyborlonka and snail … every move was intrinsically slow. ...

Now that he was back … carabus the vampire ... would attempt to restore his beloved Snaillinswood to it’s proper state ….and slow moving or not…..nothing was going to stop him!